TIES

so the fun continues...i received a phone call yesterday letting me know ex had picked up the daughter. great...thanks for letting me know! and then the conversation continues...
"um...i have a question, well more like a request, this is weird but um...so look, i have 2 ties that i need you to tie so i can wear them" ok, so with a 'small' chuckle i replied "sure!" ok so the chuckle was a little bit louder but really - you are 37 or 38 (sadly i really don't know...) and you don't know still don't how to tie a tie and not even that but i filed over a year ago - you would think he would have tried to learn by now.
i guess it's nice to know that he still needs me...not really but you can't make this shit up!

VS

sorry for the long delay - trust me it's not for lack of topics! i have had a busy social life. it's been a nice change to have attention than all those years of 'being alone'
so what's been happening. here is the latest:
during my divorce time (oct - feb) ex has made many purchases for random people. i am not sure who they are for...they aren't for me and never were but he has been very generous with these new "friends" flowers, clothes, custom 'night wear' and my favorite stuff from VS - yep, victoria secret. now, i have never received anything from vs...ever...ex wouldn't even look in the store when we walked by let alone buy things from there. that is what makes this so unbelievable. so he has been buying many items from vs and again, someone is very lucky to have him. what's so funny about this you ask? somehow his address on a few of his mailings were changed to my address...so i get the vs catalogs now and coupons...addressed to their most valuable customer...so he is buying stuff for someone but having to pay full price! i am using it to purchase items in hope of a better 'social' life one day...if you know ex at all and his obsession with money - this is funny shit! i can't wait to wear some of my new stuff...do i have to send him a thank you card for the coupons?