Apparently he is above the law...I swear that a court order and judgement doesn't apply to him...not sure how that is possible but it is.
so in the judgement of divorce, i was supposed to be off the house mortgage by dec 31, 2009. it's june 16th 2010 and i am still on it - he 'apparently' doesn't know how that happened since he refinanced...so either the bank left my name on the mortgage, or he signed my name, or he never refinanced in the first place! and i was supposed to be off the home equity loan too - but he didn't feel that was necessary because it didn't affect him...
so what is an ex wife (of the year i might add) to do...i'm considering blackmail - yep, blackmail! i guess telling your wife of your unethical behaviors only pays off when she becomes and EX wife (well for me anyway)...now i know what you're thinking, blackmail usually applies to BIG money or famous people...but jail time can be quite the pursuasive argument!
and when this is all done (and I pray that i'm still alive to see it happen...yes, it could take that long) i am going to sit down with the GIRLFRIEND and let her know what she is getting into - and NOT to marry this guy.
now i know that this isn't as funny as they have been in the past...but,
you can't make this sh*t up!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
TIES
so the fun continues...i received a phone call yesterday letting me know ex had picked up the daughter. great...thanks for letting me know! and then the conversation continues...
"um...i have a question, well more like a request, this is weird but um...so look, i have 2 ties that i need you to tie so i can wear them" ok, so with a 'small' chuckle i replied "sure!" ok so the chuckle was a little bit louder but really - you are 37 or 38 (sadly i really don't know...) and you don't know still don't how to tie a tie and not even that but i filed over a year ago - you would think he would have tried to learn by now.
i guess it's nice to know that he still needs me...not really but you can't make this shit up!
"um...i have a question, well more like a request, this is weird but um...so look, i have 2 ties that i need you to tie so i can wear them" ok, so with a 'small' chuckle i replied "sure!" ok so the chuckle was a little bit louder but really - you are 37 or 38 (sadly i really don't know...) and you don't know still don't how to tie a tie and not even that but i filed over a year ago - you would think he would have tried to learn by now.
i guess it's nice to know that he still needs me...not really but you can't make this shit up!
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
VS
sorry for the long delay - trust me it's not for lack of topics! i have had a busy social life. it's been a nice change to have attention than all those years of 'being alone'
so what's been happening. here is the latest:
during my divorce time (oct - feb) ex has made many purchases for random people. i am not sure who they are for...they aren't for me and never were but he has been very generous with these new "friends" flowers, clothes, custom 'night wear' and my favorite stuff from VS - yep, victoria secret. now, i have never received anything from vs...ever...ex wouldn't even look in the store when we walked by let alone buy things from there. that is what makes this so unbelievable. so he has been buying many items from vs and again, someone is very lucky to have him. what's so funny about this you ask? somehow his address on a few of his mailings were changed to my address...so i get the vs catalogs now and coupons...addressed to their most valuable customer...so he is buying stuff for someone but having to pay full price! i am using it to purchase items in hope of a better 'social' life one day...if you know ex at all and his obsession with money - this is funny shit! i can't wait to wear some of my new stuff...do i have to send him a thank you card for the coupons?
so what's been happening. here is the latest:
during my divorce time (oct - feb) ex has made many purchases for random people. i am not sure who they are for...they aren't for me and never were but he has been very generous with these new "friends" flowers, clothes, custom 'night wear' and my favorite stuff from VS - yep, victoria secret. now, i have never received anything from vs...ever...ex wouldn't even look in the store when we walked by let alone buy things from there. that is what makes this so unbelievable. so he has been buying many items from vs and again, someone is very lucky to have him. what's so funny about this you ask? somehow his address on a few of his mailings were changed to my address...so i get the vs catalogs now and coupons...addressed to their most valuable customer...so he is buying stuff for someone but having to pay full price! i am using it to purchase items in hope of a better 'social' life one day...if you know ex at all and his obsession with money - this is funny shit! i can't wait to wear some of my new stuff...do i have to send him a thank you card for the coupons?
Monday, October 5, 2009
hannah montana...
there is nothing like the first phone call of the day being the ex in his best eeyore voice "hi" um...hi? nothing...silence...so i do it...i ask "how are you today?" i know i shouldn't have fallen into the trap but, well, i am nice, i can't help it. needless to say it wasn't the most uplifting and exciting conversation - well atleast not for him - i can't help but find it humorous. the point of the call...i know you are dying to know...to inform me that he isn't gonig to offer the hannah montana/miley cyrus tickets he has, for tuesday night, to her and the daughter...that's it i say - stay strong. he wants to know what to say if she asks about them, my advice: tell her 1) F*CK you 2) are you on crack 3) um NO! i explain that all three are acceptable responses. well...as i crack up he isn't making a sound...ok, not the best advice but what the hell am i supposed to say...really? well the conversation ended soon after that!
tonight was highly entertaining...my friend is over to cook dinner and make cheesecake - tanner had to stay home today because she was sick...right...she wanted to stay home to see our 'guest' that's what she said...so we are sitting at dinner and she calls her dad...she HAS to know what the big plans are for tuesday night...he tells her hannah montana - "oh" - seriously this kid has the best life ever - she has seen so many concerts that the experience is lost on her. She realizes that her dad is upset that she isn't excited..."great dad! thanks!" hell, she is trying to cheer up eeyore...give the kid a break. she walks into the living room...no one is talking...silence...until i hear....crackling - yep, tanner is making a crackling noise and then said " i think we are breaking up, I can't hear you" i have to tell you i laughed, and laughed loud...so of course she kept doing it...funny to us, not so funny to him. i am not sure what was more depressing to him, his daughter crackling to get off the phone with her dad or the fact that she used the phrase 'breaking up" when the girlfriend 'broke up' with him every day last week.
i know I should have said something to tanner...
but you can't make this sh*t up!
tonight was highly entertaining...my friend is over to cook dinner and make cheesecake - tanner had to stay home today because she was sick...right...she wanted to stay home to see our 'guest' that's what she said...so we are sitting at dinner and she calls her dad...she HAS to know what the big plans are for tuesday night...he tells her hannah montana - "oh" - seriously this kid has the best life ever - she has seen so many concerts that the experience is lost on her. She realizes that her dad is upset that she isn't excited..."great dad! thanks!" hell, she is trying to cheer up eeyore...give the kid a break. she walks into the living room...no one is talking...silence...until i hear....crackling - yep, tanner is making a crackling noise and then said " i think we are breaking up, I can't hear you" i have to tell you i laughed, and laughed loud...so of course she kept doing it...funny to us, not so funny to him. i am not sure what was more depressing to him, his daughter crackling to get off the phone with her dad or the fact that she used the phrase 'breaking up" when the girlfriend 'broke up' with him every day last week.
i know I should have said something to tanner...
but you can't make this sh*t up!
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Ex-Wife of the Year...2009
it's amazing what i do for my ex. he called one day stuck on the side of the road - blew out his tire - and YEP i went to pick him up. today has to put me in the running for ex-wife of the year. i received a text at 9am while he was in mexico...so i call and he proceeds to talk to me for 45 minutes about...ready...his girlfriend issues...really!
now a little back story: my ex and this girl have had a 'close' friendship for about 2 years. actually, she was my friend too! i suspected (and it's never been verified) that it was more than a friendship. just too many phone calls, emails, texts and not just during the week - on weekends and well, when he and i were in scotland... a little too much - but that's just my opinion anyway i filed for divorce last october 08. she filed in december 08.
so back to today: he wants to talk about how it's over between them and to ask if her critisims of him were valid..i guess your ex-wife would be the one to ask...right? i hear about the 'dear john' text message (his words) and how he kept calling to talk to her to get her back. i heard about how cold she can be and he was doing everything he could to make her sweet. he goes on about how upset he is and how he can't possibly go into work tomorrow (oh, i forgot to mention, they work together). he will be able to hear her voice, her laugh through the walls and he just can't handle that. he asks for the number of my therapist...i suggested 911. he ends the conversation with "thanks, i know that you didn't have to listen - i appreciate it" well, God, I should hope so...
so he comes over to pick up our daughter for dinner...it was supposed to be his weekend but he had a work trip to mexico. he walks in and starts about the text messages that were sent today - and how he has deleted all the calender events in his blackberry so the reminders wouldn't pop up and depress him more. i suggest a cat.
personally, i think they are both nuts...she is a cold hearted woman who thinks he is a prize...well she did and then she didn't and if i heard him correctly, she thinks he is a prize again...i'm so confused...and him...dating someone from work, hiding the relationship and her car in the garage, denying they were friends yet spending the entire summer with her, her daughter and our daughter...(that's another post).
so i am not sure where they stand...honestly - i don't care. i am sure it's wrong that i find this all very amusing...watching my ex date and then ask my opinion...who does that?! in a way, i hope this isn't over...it's keeping my mind off my dating disasters (again, another post) and reminds me why i divorced him in the first place.
i mean, you can't make this SH*T up!
now a little back story: my ex and this girl have had a 'close' friendship for about 2 years. actually, she was my friend too! i suspected (and it's never been verified) that it was more than a friendship. just too many phone calls, emails, texts and not just during the week - on weekends and well, when he and i were in scotland... a little too much - but that's just my opinion anyway i filed for divorce last october 08. she filed in december 08.
so back to today: he wants to talk about how it's over between them and to ask if her critisims of him were valid..i guess your ex-wife would be the one to ask...right? i hear about the 'dear john' text message (his words) and how he kept calling to talk to her to get her back. i heard about how cold she can be and he was doing everything he could to make her sweet. he goes on about how upset he is and how he can't possibly go into work tomorrow (oh, i forgot to mention, they work together). he will be able to hear her voice, her laugh through the walls and he just can't handle that. he asks for the number of my therapist...i suggested 911. he ends the conversation with "thanks, i know that you didn't have to listen - i appreciate it" well, God, I should hope so...
so he comes over to pick up our daughter for dinner...it was supposed to be his weekend but he had a work trip to mexico. he walks in and starts about the text messages that were sent today - and how he has deleted all the calender events in his blackberry so the reminders wouldn't pop up and depress him more. i suggest a cat.
personally, i think they are both nuts...she is a cold hearted woman who thinks he is a prize...well she did and then she didn't and if i heard him correctly, she thinks he is a prize again...i'm so confused...and him...dating someone from work, hiding the relationship and her car in the garage, denying they were friends yet spending the entire summer with her, her daughter and our daughter...(that's another post).
so i am not sure where they stand...honestly - i don't care. i am sure it's wrong that i find this all very amusing...watching my ex date and then ask my opinion...who does that?! in a way, i hope this isn't over...it's keeping my mind off my dating disasters (again, another post) and reminds me why i divorced him in the first place.
i mean, you can't make this SH*T up!
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Carrie
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Carrie
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